9-11

Two dumb blondes were in their apartment when the fire alarm goes off and smoke begins to fill the room.

Dumb blonde #1 yells to dumb blonde #2, "Hurry, call 9-11."

Several seconds pass and DB #2 hasn't called. DB #1 screams, "What is taking you so long? Just dial 9-11!"

Helplessly DB #2 hollers back, "I would, but I can't find the eleven on the phone."

Here's to hoping you always remember 9-11.