Saturday, October 13, 2007

Redneck Vasectomy

My dad sent me this:

A Kentucky couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why after nine children, would they choose to do this?

The husband and wife replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

1 comment:

jon said...

Geez, I've been in the boonies too many years. I think I met the first cousins to that couple.