RIP

Rest in peace, Uga VI.

Surrealist Compliment Generator

I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon as the minutemen stand before me with their phallic gums aimed and loaded..

I don't even want to know what "phallic gums" are especially if they are "aimed and loaded." But the fact that they are "minutemen" leaves me less than impressed.

h/t Matt G